Promotion of Sherlyn Chopra's RED SWASTIK has begun and it seems that finally her dream of featuring in an author backed role would come true.

When asked how she'd survive in big bad Bollywood, the newbie has a mischievous smile on her face as she says, "How can I survive? I won’t! See, I don't have long and lustrous hair. I don't wear contact lenses. I don't do 17 smooches. And guess what! I don't even hail from UK. Oh God, what am I gonna do!"

Whoa whoa, now that's some real wicked sense of humor. Are the czars of comic films - David Dhawan, Anees Bazmi and Sangeeth Sivan listening?