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Sarcastic Samiyar : Justice for Asifa, IPL Protest and Cauvery..

Saturday, April 14, 2018 • Tamil Comments
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The week of chaos:

Chaotic week! On one hand the same group that usually forwards some message on whatsapp with a disclaimer that "If you don't share this to 5 people you are not a TAMIZHAN" started provoking that if you don't join hands to ban ipl, you are not tamizhan. Apadiye Mela pona this ruling party gave privileged status to samiyars; its similar when Teachers give bit for copying during exams and saying “ada its for their own good”.

 

Actor talks sensibly after ghost haunts him:

Usually this actor is known for shouting, talking about self or rather about his father or his love failure. But for a change this time he did something out of the ordinary. Calling a press conference for this ongoing Cauvery issue he asked people from Karnataka to hold a glass of water if they care for counterparts in TN and uniteforhumanity. Because the actor also said Late President Abdul Kalam’s soul came and told to ban IPL. He also confused everyone by talking about Jayalalitha’s ghost. The unite for humanity water campaign is a great hit and Kannadigas are sharing videos with a glass of water. Seems like the ghost of JJ or APJ has helped him to give his sensible views who otherwise is known for self praise or love failure.

 

Adi da avana, Udha da avana:

That Salman Khan once said he felt like a raped victim. Whole of India erupted on his comments, pavam he forgot to correct his grammar, he wanted to say how good it felt to Rape this country's judicial system. Then one politician asked girls to dress sensibly even as his friends watched youporn site in that parliament cricket ground. So why this topic? This 8 year old girl was happily thinking about what to eat for lunch while the ruling Party's MLA having finished his morning breakfast puja, afternoon lunch corruption and night dinner  terrorism thought he has only one more checklist to finish on his vomit agenda - Rape. What happened next is what now every single journalist’s dream! Instead of writing sensibly, the journalists have brought religion, caste and politics into this poor girls death. Rape hai, India hai nasama pochi hai pavam hai woman hai.

 

From Facebook to Facepalm:

Kutravali Mark in tough phase, not that sing in the rain Vadivelu’s friend Mark… FB - Mark fellow. The judge asked him “Which hotel did you stay, who did you message”, for that Mark gave “Naan apadiye Shock aiten reaction”. So this was to take a dig at privacy on FB, so we thought lets ask some questions to mark too as FB knows everything that even we don’t know:

"Mr. Mark…. What is Simbu's next movie?"

"Mr.FB CEO what is Rajini's party name?"

"Zuckerberg, Yaaruya antha Tamil Rockers? Enake avana pakanum pola iruku"

"Mark Thambi, Ivar peru Seeman ah Simon ah"

"Bro, Here's my girlfriend’s ID, please let me know if she told she loves me to her friends"

 

Kollywood wrap:

So the Uncle in the next block is sad, because soon he has to spend 1000rs for a movie trip with family every week, the boy in the next street is also sad because no more empty rows in movies (he still has vimal movies), the producers who re-released pazhaya movies are also sad, but nama cinema nanbars are getting ready to scorch up this summer as TFPC is striking a deal with new digital providers. Strike soon end mama!

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