The week of Fools:

A fool is someone who is at the receiving end of the revet , you don’t know revet? Remember Kamal’s line from Vasool Raja " You don’t know revet mamu"? So who are the fools this year? Oh not the meme creators, they are beyond being a fool. That salaried person who still thinks he can become rich by saving 10 and 20, those cinema actors who think of politics as mass introduction song, those corporates who think tamizhs have high amnesia and move on from their protests once bigg boss and IPL starts – now these are varieties of fool. Many fools surfaced this week, lets have a glimpse of their thiruvalayadals

nahi … Salman bhai bolo :

How to define justice in this country? This man who is on high protein diet drives over and kills people sleeping on pavement; judge says not guilty as he did not apply driving license and his character is A+. But after a year this fellow is given 5 years in jail for killing a deer. Epadiyo Justice exists right ok. 20 years after he killed the deer the sentence is passed. Even the deer would have died a natural death by now. Ithu thana unga “takku”!

Sapatu Ramargal :

No one should be denied food, especially a person deprived of hunger. On one side the rich eat small food in big plates, on other side the poor eat the plates instead of food. But then comes the third variety of human species, those who are unable to control the sight of food. See the meaning of “UNNAVIRATHAM” is simple, when translated to English it means “Fasting”. The ruling party which announced to go on fast for a massive 24 hours in demand for Cauvery Board did a world record hunger strike for 10800 seconds! Its not their fault, they dozed away during their English classes. By Fasting they thought food should be eaten quickly, and to get food digested they had some gulps of alcohol. Ithelam thappa? Ada pongada!

Thanila Gandam:

We are weird people indeed! We don’t do rain water harvesting amicably, loiter our lakes by approving infra projects, no scope to save flood water, athelam thandi we switch on our water motors and forget to switch it off… that thanni keeps tripping from top floor to that downstairs mama’s sottai thalai. Then suddenly we start protesting for water shortage. Ithu paravala, those next state dudes think natural resources can be registered by bribe – water, air ithelam how can you put in your own pocket? Now zooming to the protests, the political parties here protest in most weird ways. While the ruling parties eat during UNNAVIRADAM, the opposition parties do not even know how to take inspiration from the youth protests. Instead they refute to the golden book of strikes – Goods vandi rail roko, athey saidapet anna salai junction bus mariyal because the politician’s house are nearby, oorvalam near palamuthir chozhai shops. Whatever it is, hope mela irukuravan passes a proper judgement on April 9.

Pipe leak:

Since last two weeks the whole world is crying about Facebook misusing data. Naan one onu kekuren, kanda siteku click you only did, kanda app you only installed, all selfies with tongue out and 32 teeth showing you only uploaded, all dappa creepy messages you only sent aparam ena nonaiki privacy? Well that one part of action, other part is about data being manipulated for election. Ada half of these social media users don't even vote, they take day off and go to hometown then how does it matter.

Kollywood Wrap:

Last week there was a big fight between a producer and a director. Those days if I get angry, I used to hit that person with a stone, of course I runaway. Then when I became big I used to subscribe that person’s phone number in sulekha and yellow pages for million calls. Now why can’t they do that instead of using twitter to vomit? Well lets wait for our RK nagar pugazh VFF to sort things out with strike and we can start spending 200rs every week, ada how only 200.. forgot that popcorn, petrol, BARKING… sorry Parking. So until new releases, lets enjoy IPL atrocities which will start next week. Enjoy bhakts… sry!! Bhaktaas!